mygayisshowing:

• think that bisexuals should choose a gender
  
• think that bisexuals are greedy
  
• think that bisexuals are more likely to cheat
  
• think that bisexuals are gross ‘cause they may have had sex with a guy
  
• think that bisexuality doesn’t exist
  
• think that bisexuals have it easier because they can “pass off as straight"
  
• are a piece of shit to any other member of the LGBT+ community
  

mydogsnokes:

thorinsexenshield:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

zkou:

Girls put so much work into their nudes. They wear nice lace underwear, with the lighting on point, getting all the right angles. While guys with dicks take the ugliest nudes. Crusty genitals wrapped in underwear they haven’t changed out of since 1864, looking like uncooked sausage left on the streets to spoil.